Dear Kevin, Stay Away

NBA insider Adrian “Woj” Wojnarowski reported, earlier today, that Kevin Durant plans to be in Chesapeake Arena for the retirement of Nick Collison’s jersey. Durant should stay far away from Oklahoma City, especially on Collison’s special night. Collison incomparably served the Thunder, (and the Seattle SuperSonics) for his whole career. He invariably stayed with the organization, even in his final years that he spent mainly … Continue reading Dear Kevin, Stay Away

Christmas Character Comparisons: Oklahoma Edition

1. Barry Switzer is Papa Elf from Elf There is just something whimsical about Barry Switzer that just makes you want to sit on his lap and have him twinkle some magic pixie dust in your hair. As the head elf, Papa Elf made sure that Santa’s sled worked after Kevin Durant told everyone that Santa did not exist. That’s the real reason he donated … Continue reading Christmas Character Comparisons: Oklahoma Edition

Can We Just Watch 4 More Games of the Western Conference Finals…

On tonight’s episode of Sportscenter “This is the worst post season we have ever had,” Scott Van Pelt said. The combined margin of victory in the first three games of the finals is 78 points. The Cavaliers won tonight at home, by 30. J.R. Smith had a career night, LeBron stuffed Steph at the rim and made his presence felt the entire night. But it … Continue reading Can We Just Watch 4 More Games of the Western Conference Finals…